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Wicked Wednesday

15 Dec

What’s up Bad Girls!

Skanks!  I have returned to Wicked Wednesday after a few week hiatus.  I suck, I know…blow me.

This week…my theme song.  I covered this pretty well a while ago, but if I had to choose one song, I choose this one:

Love love love  fucking love it.  I love being wrong, because sometimes it just feels so damn right. And let’s face it, sometimes we just need to do what feels good.  But it is only worth doing if you are going to celebrate the FUCK out of it in the end.

I can listen to this song a hundred times a day…

Much love, Esme


Wicked Wednesday: Top Ten

3 Nov

What’s up fellow bad girls?  This week I get to give a top ten list…any top ten I damn well please.  I have thought about it…and here it is.  My top ten list.

Top Ten Women I Most Admire (Surprising, no?  Read on…some may actually surprise!)

1.  My Grandmother.

  • This woman was truly an amazing woman, and was taken from this world way too early.  She was a war bride, eloping with my grandfather during WWII in San Francisco in a little chapel that no longer exists.  She was in the WAVES, and her and my grandfather both were married in their military uniforms, one of my favorite pictures!  My grandma gave birth to six children, and raised them mostly on her own, thanks to the war.  Six children gave way to 17 grandchildren, and countless great-grandchildren.  My grandmother always had words of praise for everyone and warm cookies in the oven.  She went to school plays and graduations.  She told dirty jokes and had a wicked sense of humor.  Above it all, she stayed true to herself, to her husband, and to her marriage.  She wanted nothing but happiness for her family.  The best thing about my grandmother, however, was the bad girl streak she had hidden in her.  She was fiercely protective of her family.  If she didn’t like you, she made it abundantly clear.  I want that talent…

2.  My Mom.

  • For obvious reasons.  And as I get older, and she gets more open, I believe my mom may have been one of the original bad girls.

3.  Sharon Osbourne.

  • I LOVE HER.  This is one woman who just doesn’t take anyone’s shit.  Did you watch the reality show Charm School on VH1?  When she beat the shit out of the blonde slut for talking crap about her husband?  Sharon told her something to the effect of ‘You can say what you want about me, but you don’t talk shit about my family’.  I also love that she will just say what she is thinking.  Your feelings be damned.  She just has a take no prisoners attitude.  It’s fucking great.

4.  Khloe Kardashian.

  • I never thought I would say that…EVER.  Me, like a Kardashian?  But I really like the spunk of Khloe.  She talks like a fucking sailor-even calling her sister’s fiancée a ‘douche-lord’.  She doesn’t seem to care about impressing the rich people of Beverley Hills.  She struggles with her weight and doesn’t care who knows about it.  She also speaks her mind.  I think she is so beautiful, because she could be any one of us.  And I love that she embraced her wild streak-even when she met the love of her life.  Khloe met Lamar, knew she wanted him, and married him in no time flat. Nay-sayers be damned!  You go with your bad self!

5.  Katharine Hepburn

  • ‘If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun’-from Ms. Hepburn.  We all know she was an actress back in the 30’s, what some people don’t know is she was a wild child.  She carried on a long-term affair with Spencer Tracey (who was married and would not divorce his wife because he was catholic), liked to swim naked (a big no-no), smoke (another no-no), constantly broke the rules and refused to conform to society’s and Hollywood’s standards.

6.  Elizabeth I

  • She ran a country all by herself…alone…without a man…when everyone told her she couldn’t.  AND she did a damn good job.  Enough said.

7.  Esther, from the Book of Esther in the Bible

  • I don’t remember too much from this story, as I am not much up on my bible stories as of late, but I do remember the premise.  Esther was chosen as queen of this country, without the king knowing her Jewish ancestry.  Esther’s cousin/father’s life was in danger, and she told her husband, putting her own life at risk-for when her husband, the king, found out about her ancestry her own life may have been at risk as well.  Her husband saved her cousin/father’s life, and even allowed the Jewish community to defend themselves against future threats.  I admire women who stand up for what they believe in-no matter the consequences.

8.  Mae West.

  • Love love love Mae West.  Not only does she have some of the greatest quotes, but this woman did it all, saw it all, and had no problem telling it all.  Mae started her career in Vaudeville, revues, and risqué plays-one called Sex. Mae had censorship issues, and even served time in jail on morale charges.  She was a supporter of gay rights and the woman’s liberation movement-which back then was a big fucking deal.  She was an incredibly sexy woman who wasn’t afraid to use her looks and sex appeal to get what she wanted.

9.  I have an amazing friend I will call A.

  • She doesn’t know this blog exists, so she won’t ever see this.  I met her in my domestic violence group.  She was the only other person, besides me, that was going through a divorce.  All of the other women were still in their marriages, and looking for ways to stay in their marriages.  A had a long road ahead of her, a long up hill road.  And she has faced it with grace, determination, and courage.  And she has succeeded.  Better than I did, I think.  I raise my glass to her.  A, you fucking rock.  You…are my hero.

10.  I have another friend I will call J.

  • And she does know about this blog, and may read this!  J is the one person who knows all about the various men/boys that parade in and out of my life.  She knows about the randoms, the emotions, and the emotionless.  I can be completely honest with her about everything…and we all need one of those.  There are no judgements…just maybe a ‘girl are you fucking CRAZY?’ look every once in a while.  What else do I love about J?  She is the one person I know that is completely comfortable with who she is, inside and out.  Now, we all say we are.  We all say ‘I love myself’.  But J actually LIVES IT.  If someone doesn’t like something about her, she kicks them to the curb.  She will never compromise who she is for ANYONE-guy or girl.  J is the most honest person with herself I know.  I strive for that.  I LOVE YOU BITCH!!!

There you have it…my top ten list of women I admire.  Probably not quite what you were looking for when you clicked on over here…but even I like to mix things up every once in a while!

And a big THANK YOU to all of my new readers as of late…I really hope you have enjoyed what you have been seeing!

Love, Esme



Wicked Wednesday: BUSTED!

27 Oct

It’s that time of week again skanks…it’s Wicked Wednesday!

I love Wicked Wednesday…but I have to admit I was scratching my head when it came to this weeks assignment.  Name a time when you almost got away with it.  As far as I know, I have never been caught.  I am a fucking ninja when it comes to getting my rocks off.  But, it does remind me of a time when people thought they caught me…

I have blogged about ambulance boy before.  Even here on a Wicked Wednesday.  Fond memories, what can I say.  Plus, it’s a great fucking story.  Anyways, not too long after that incredible night, we found ourselves working together again.  AB was a medic student, and he had his final hands-on exam the following week.  He approached me and asked for help.  I said sure, and we headed out to the apparatus bay.

I wish I could say we went out there and ripped each others clothes off.  That we shared a frenzied fuck session that left us both sweaty and breathless.  But no.  He actually needed to study.  Shit.  I dragged a naked Rescue Randy over to the ambulance and we got to work.  (Rescue Randy is a weighted dummy we use in the fire service for training purposes, you dirty-minded sluts…focus).  We were out there for quite some time.  I ran AB through his paces.  When he didn’t to something right, he did it again, and again, and again.  At one point, I had taken off my sweatshirt, and he did, too.  I had him simulating medical and trauma calls.  I had him doing CPR so many times he was hot and sweaty.  I wish back then I would have been bad enough to tell him to practice on me instead…

Finally I called an end to the training.  It had been three long, sweaty hours, and AB had to start dinner…it was his turn to cook.  I dragged Rescue Randy over to his resting place.  AB and I headed back into the day room, tugging our sweatshirts back on as we did so.

‘OH MY GOD!!  We KNEW it!  You guys were fucking out there!!  Holy shit!!!  The Lou asked us where you were, and none of us were brave enough to check, and we fucking KNEW it!!!’  This was what we were greeted with when we walked back into the room.

AB stopped in his tracks.  He didn’t confirm, nor did he deny.  Typical fucking boy.  He just stood there with a shit-eating grin on his face.  I put my palms in his back, shoved him forward, and he walked to the kitchen.

‘We weren’t having sex, you fuck-tards’, I said.  ‘I was helping him study for his practical exam.  If you bothered walking out there, you would have known this.’

My crew responded with sures, yeahs, and whatevers.

I rolled my eyes and said ‘And you think AB there could last 3 hours?  Somehow I truly fucking doubt that.  We would have been back in here after 5 minutes if that were the case.’

From the kitchen: FUCK YOU, ESME!

Game, set, match.

Much love, Esme

Wicked Wednesday

13 Oct

For My Fellow Bad Girls,

The creative bitches over at The Bad Girl Bloggers came up with something new for this Wednesday.  While I was secretly hoping to tell of a fantasy I have been having, this is just as awesome…maybe better…

My FAVORITE witch, of all fucking time, is Maleficent.  She is the ultimate Bad Ass Bitch:

She isn’t afraid to go after what she wants, and isn’t afraid to use whatever is at her disposal to do it.  Fuck with me, I would do the same.  Consider it a warning.  And…she turns into a damn dragon when she gets super pissed!

I would love to have this power.  I would use it without prejudice.  And one more thing that makes her so fucking cool?  She has her own make-up line now at MAC.  Check it out.

I have one other favorite-a close second.

Yes, that is the cartoon version of Susan Sarandon from Enchanted.  I.  LOVE.  HER.  Did you see the way she walked in those fuck-me heels like the bad-ass she is??  I loved the way she commanded attention wherever she went, cartoon world or not.  You didn’t move out of her way, she fucked your world UP.  I’m going to start doing that…

There you have it, two of my favorite witches.  In my opinion, the best out there.

Love ya bitches,


Wicked Wednesday

22 Sep

I caved!  But I just can’t resist this Meme…we all have a wicked side.  I found mine just over a year and a half ago…and I have been enjoying the fuck out of it ever since.  What story to choose?  Illicit affairs.  Sex marathons.  Ah, I’ve got it…


I would have written this much better today, but stand by it!  Many people have this fantasy, but I got to live it!

And by the way-go give some love to the Bad Girl Bloggers.  I fucking love it there.  Bitches say what they want, what’s not to love??

Love, Esme